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A man who changes there snapchat bitmoji so that it matches with his girlfriend’s.
Damn Jack is such a mega simp.
by McNguyen June 14, 2020
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Jun 22 Word of the Day
Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.
Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
by Reagan81 May 08, 2020
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Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.
“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?”
Yuh, Nate’s over there”
“He smells really bad.”
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