Megapint

A Megapint (MP) is a unit of measurement for liquid, consisting of 1024 pints. It is mostly commonly used when describing consumption of alcohol.

It cannot be used figuratively - only literally.

"I went to this huge party last night and everyone was so drunk; we drank a Megapint between us."

Megapint by Major Damage May 20, 2014

megapint

Definition by Amber Heards Lawyer
A new scientific measurement for alcoholic beverages of your choice.

Also used in macrofauna

By any chance have you seen the megapint of water?

megapint by Maryjoseph May 3, 2022

Megapint

A glass of wine filled to the brim but not to the point of overflowing.

I believe you poured yourself a megapint of Red wine, That morning, Mr. Depp?

Megapint by The lowly knightmare May 14, 2022

Megapint

Megapint, Mega-Pint or Mega Pint refers to roughly 1,000,000 pints (similar to a megabyte)
This roughly equals 568,000 litres

Thanks for the new measurement Rottenborn

Mate: Johnny Depp won! A round of megapints on the house

Alternatively

Rottenborn: You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?

Megapint by Ginger Jesus H Christ June 1, 2022

Mega pint 

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

Mega pint by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

a mega pint 

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

a mega pint by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022

Mega pint 

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

Mega pint by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022