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A derogatory term referring to a male booty call who is not boyfriend material and not worthy to take you out on a date.
Dude, im drunk i need to call up my meatpiece for a booty call.
Meatpiece by agrij & kspal July 9, 2011
Words you can keep
another name for penis, or a strictly sexual mate.
i want to stroke your meatpiece.
or
my meatpiece is coming over tonight.
meatpiece by Morning View June 21, 2008

Montreal Meatpie 

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.
how i met your mother, montreal meatpie
Montreal Meatpie by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Meatpipe 

Meatpipe is a slang term used to describe a man's penis.
"Jenny was so mad. Taylor slapped her in the face with his meatpipe and ran away."
Meatpipe by ATN NC July 5, 2016

punching your meatpie 

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)
After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

beatpiece 

A girl that you just like to fuck but nothing more, in terms of a relationship. And while you are getting with her you are getting with other girls.
Cristiano Ronaldo's mom claimed his relationship with model Gemma Atkinson was made up by her. When your mom denies your existence, you are definitely just a beatpiece.
beatpiece by Hawkks July 16, 2010

manpiece 

1. The male equivalent of being a slampiece.

2. One who is called upon by a female(sorostitute) for the sole purpose of being sexed upon.
Sorostitute 1: "What are you doing tonight you betch?"

Sorostitute 2: "Calling up my manpiece for a some quality time in the bone zone"
manpiece by partyoverhear June 30, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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