by Whipshock July 23, 2003

by Whipshock August 09, 2003

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)
"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"
by Whipshock August 07, 2003

by Whipshock August 09, 2003

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.
by Whipshock May 02, 2005

by Whipshock July 28, 2003

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot
i heard that kid was a shittist
by Whipshock July 23, 2003
