Whipshock's definitions

punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

by Whipshock May 2, 2005

cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 7, 2003

rear door ranger

A guy who loves pounding another dude's ass

I saw you try to sneak up on me from behind you rear door ranger

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

meat flute

Slang for a guys penis

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

skin trumpet

Another slang term for a guys dick

Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

flesh bong

A man's dick - usually used in a sentence containing gay matters

1.) C'mon, you know Seth takes hits off his boyfriend's flesh bong

2.) I'll probably go to Mikey's house later on and hit the flesh

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

divot

The act of putting your hand down a person's pants, grabbing as much of the pubic hair as possible... yelling "FORE!" and then ripping as hard as you can!

Jessica said she'd probably let me give her a divot tonight.

by Whipshock August 15, 2003