10 definition by Whipshock

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1.) a person who bends over to grab their ankles during anal sex
2.) slang: a homosexual
i bet Dave is an ankle grabber, hes never had a girlfriend
by Whipshock July 23, 2003

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Slang for a guys penis
Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute
by Whipshock August 09, 2003

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someone who urinates on, or enjoys being urinated on by, a sexual partner for pleasure
eww baby you wanna take a piss on me after we just had sex? are you a urolagnist or something?
by Whipshock July 28, 2003

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A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)
"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"
by Whipshock August 07, 2003

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The act of putting your hand down a person's pants, grabbing as much of the pubic hair as possible... yelling "FORE!" and then ripping as hard as you can!
Jessica said she'd probably let me give her a divot tonight.
by Whipshock August 15, 2003

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The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)
After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.
by Whipshock May 02, 2005

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Another slang term for a guys dick
Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"
by Whipshock August 09, 2003

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