Meatpipe 

Meatpipe is a slang term used to describe a man's penis.

"Jenny was so mad. Taylor slapped her in the face with his meatpipe and ran away."

Meatpipe by ATN NC July 5, 2016

Montreal Meatpie 

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

Montreal Meatpie by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

smoke the meat pipe 

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

smoke the meat pipe by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

Meatpiece

A derogatory term referring to a male booty call who is not boyfriend material and not worthy to take you out on a date.

Dude, im drunk i need to call up my meatpiece for a booty call.

Meatpiece by agrij & kspal July 9, 2011

meat pipe 

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

meat pipe by Joe December 1, 2003

punching your meatpie 

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

punching your meatpie by Whipshock May 2, 2005

vein laden meat pipe 

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

vein laden meat pipe by chauncey August 5, 2003