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meatpie 

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when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums
My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie
meatpie by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010
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Meatpie 

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When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.
Meatpie by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017
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Meatpie 

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A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.
Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.
Meatpie by Fingeysniffer February 13, 2023
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Meatpie

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The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.
Damn Gerald sure gave John a meatpie yesterday… you can tell by the way John’s walking.
Meatpie by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025
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Meatpie

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The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.
Damn Gerald gave John a meatpie for sure… look at the way John’s walking!
Meatpie by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025
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Montreal Meatpie 

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just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.
how i met your mother, montreal meatpie
Montreal Meatpie by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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