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The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".
I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.
meatpie by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007
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when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums
My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie
meatpie by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010
When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.
Meatpie by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017
A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.
Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.
Meatpie by Fingeysniffer February 13, 2023
The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.
Damn Gerald sure gave John a meatpie yesterday… you can tell by the way John’s walking.
Meatpie by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025
The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.
Damn Gerald gave John a meatpie for sure… look at the way John’s walking!
Meatpie by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025

Montreal Meatpie 

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.
how i met your mother, montreal meatpie
Montreal Meatpie by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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