meatpie

The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".

I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.

by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007

meatpie

when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums

My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie

by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

by Whipshock May 2, 2005

Bluey Meatpie

When someone shits on a vibrator and inserts it into the vagina until they climax and excrete a mixture of cum and shit.

while Scott is sitting in the corner of the room edging, Ruby is doing the Bluey Meatpie on the bed.

by ryry_slidez December 5, 2023

Meatpie

The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.

Damn Gerald sure gave John a meatpie yesterday… you can tell by the way John’s walking.

by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025