meatpie

The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".

I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.

by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007

meatpie

when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums

My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie

by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010

Meatpie

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017

Meatpie

A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.

Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.

by Fingeysniffer February 13, 2023

Meatpie

The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.

Damn Gerald sure gave John a meatpie yesterday… you can tell by the way John’s walking.

by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025

Meatpie

The mixture of hemorrhoids and semen that comes out of a man’s asshole when you rail him hard and raw.

Damn Gerald gave John a meatpie for sure… look at the way John’s walking!

by Maxwell1979! November 18, 2025

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011