meatpie

The art of putting "man meat" in your "pie hole".

I made meatpie last night, these fries are good.

by Elizabeth Mae June 1, 2007

meatpie

when a man pulls out his cock of a gapping butthole and lays it on the hole and cums

My cousin Mike likes extra filling on his meatpie

by Princess.Twat June 10, 2010

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

by Whipshock May 2, 2005

Meatpie

When someone nuts so hard that it feels like they had another dick in whatever hole.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Mr. GOAT talking to my mom?

Boy 2: No, what did they say?

Boy 1: I think she was yelling about meatpies or something, maybe she's hungry.

by MeatyBoPetey August 29, 2017

Meatpie

A creepy motherfucker who is a gay necrophile that owns a website called “Cute Dead Guys”.

Guy 1: Do you know who Meatpie is?
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a website where people wack off to corpses of men.

by Fingeysniffer February 13, 2023