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Michigan Meatpacker 

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."
I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"

Mealjacker 

Someone who joins one or more people in a public eating area, who is not invited or welcome, and immediately wrecks whatever conversation, vibe or mood that was occuring, often with their mere presence. A mealjacker normally has no idea he is jacking someone's meal; he normally believes that the person or group actually wants him to be there. This common misconception is often predicated on polite small talk and the social norm of not being able to actually tell someone to sit somewhere else. Closely related to the cock blocker, the meal jacker strikes only during meals, when his victims are most vulnerable and least able to flee. But her powers of social extinguishment are not limited to potential romantic interaction; the mealjacker virtually shuts down all social conversation.
You're at the dining hall, eating the slop and generally having a good time with a couple friends, when you spot "Jeffery" or "Margaret" coming toward you carrying a tray. Your stomach drops. You let loose with an inner wail and scream "Nooooo" inside your head. But much like when you see the cop on the side of the road, it is too late to do anything about it now. You brace yourself, whisper-shout to your friend "Mealjacker!" and grit your teeth, because you are about to be mealjacked.
Mealjackings often occur in college dining halls and high school cafeterias, but can occur in any open eatery with general seating. The jackees often feel violated and helpless, especially in a booth setting, with little or no means of escape. See also close talker and cock blocker
Mealjacker by David Bolen September 22, 2008

meatpacking district 

The New York City neighborhood at the west end of W 13th st. in Manhattan. Originally famous for its slaughterhouses, it evolved in the mid 20th century into a collection of bars and brothels that catered to the gay and BDSM crowds. Like most of the other interesting parts of New York, in the 21st century it has gentrified into a playground for rich people.
Sadly, the meatpacking district is no longer the fudgepacking district.

meatpacking district 

A dorm room notorious for its late night sexual activities
Frank: "Have you seen Josh lately?"

Ryan: "Nah man, he's been in the meatpacking district all night"

Frank: "Damn, he packs meat so good!"
meatpacking district by raystik82 February 14, 2015

madtown meat packer 

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.

meat packer 

someone who packs meat in his mouth/ass.
"look at that fag, he's a total meat packer"

meat packer by some12367 September 29, 2007