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meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.
Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!
meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

meatrocket 

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
meatrocket by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

Metalrocker 

Someone who is both a Metalhead and a Rocker.
Sam: I've heard that you like both metal and rock
Lily: yes
Sam: So you are a metalrocker

meatrocket 

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed
Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?
meatrocket by Kak October 24, 2004

meatlocker 

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?
I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.
meatlocker by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008

meatpacker 

a faggot/queer person. the word describes exactly what a fag does with his "mate"
Hey, that dude must be a meatpacker
meatpacker by Anthony Fike April 15, 2008