I had to teach the first year students and they just sat there starting at me with slack jaws and empty eyes. It's a classroom full of meatplugs! I fear for the future and for myself.
A strange concotion of various mechanically seperated animals and/or byproducts stuffed into an edible casing. Can be found on various holidays, usually as an accessory to cheese baskets, or at the work Christmas party in the secretary.