meatlight

Sciurus carolinensis
Used for human pleasure via fornication

"Damn man, that meatlight from Liberty Park was tight as fuckkkkkk!!!!"

by Mr Meat cock 1090 November 11, 2022

Methlight

An addiction for gays. When the lighting is so 💯 or great that gays must stop anything they’re doing to take a selfie.

Frankie was late for work, but had to take a selfie in the bedroom because of the Methlight.

by Frankie Said Chillax February 10, 2019

Mathlight

Is a form of manipulation that often occurs in abusive relationships. It is a covert type of logic abuse where the bully or abuser distorts the target's ability, creating a false narrative and making them question their mathematical skills.

I wanted to apply for a Chemistry class and my girlfriend reminded me how much math there was. I didn't take the class and was forced to drop out of college. Now I'm scared to attempt basic arithmetic as I believe I will fail. I was a victim of mathlight.

by A man of undefined consequence April 28, 2022

manlights

Highlights in a man's hair.

Sally: That guy has some blonde streaks in his hair. Wanda: Oh Honey! Those are manlights!

Everitt, I see you had your manlights touched up this weekend at the salon.

by Shanabanana April 1, 2008

megatight

when something is AMAZINGLY AWESOME

dig?

that's megatight!
i know man

by rraaaacccehhheheelll August 24, 2007

Meatligger

An absolute creature.

Hello Meatligger.

by meatligger January 7, 2020

manlightenment

When a male becomes enlightened by a female. The opposite of mansplaining.

Michael went through a moment of manlightenment when his wife Helen explained why it was important for him to put the toilet seat down.

by Samson Jargonistes February 13, 2024