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Meatflake 

An overly sensitive carnivore who is insecure and highly threatened by vegans and vegan food. A play on the term snowflake.
Carnivore: “I can’t believe these VEGANS get to call these meat free things BURGERS”

Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”

Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”

Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”
Meatflake by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.
Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

meatflaps 

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.
My wife has large meatflaps.
meatflaps by Jack August 9, 2003

meatslap 

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.
Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.
meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

meatflaps 

In that photo, you really can see her meatflaps.
meatflaps by houston texas September 3, 2003