meat your beat
meat your beat by MEat-un-beet April 20, 2018
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Beat Your Meat
Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.
Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!
Beat Your Meat by HornyPornoAddict June 7, 2023
Beat Your Meat Pete
A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
Beat Your Meat Pete by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018
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schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017
National Beat Your Meat Day
National Beat Your Meat Day by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019
Beat your Meat
When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!
Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
Beat your Meat by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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