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coldsores 

You made out with a guy or a girl
On friday night
drinking and live tings.
and then you made out with a girl or guy and didnt check there lips which they had a coldsores and then next day
everyone makes fun of you

BRYAN: wtf is on ur face.
SAM: a coldsore?
BRYAN: HAHAH NOPE. YOU GOT HERPIES AND THE GUY YOU MADE OUT WAS NICK

so they all make fun of that person:)
coldsores by Jennnniiifffferrrr January 26, 2009
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A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.
- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?

Colderest 

Not warm. Extremely cold. More cold than colder.
It was cold out yesterday, but today it's even colder. Tomorrow is supposed the colderest for the week.
Colderest by grinker February 21, 2010
She's the nicest girl in the whole world. She's caring, trustworthy, loyal, honest, fun, and no one is more beautiful than her. She's an amazing woman and a true genuine friend, you can always count on her and she'll always be there for you. You gotta know how to treat her, and never let her go... because she's definitely a keeper. If you know a Colores you're very lucky to have her in your life.
Friend 1: -"Have you met my new friend? She's a real Colores"
Friend 2: -"Wow you're lucky, yes I definitely wanna meet her"
colores by S.Statham June 26, 2017

Human Coldsore 

Someone who is disease-filled, exhibited by scabs all over his body. Disease is typically obtained by long stays in Thailand, and the occasional trip to Gold Coast. Has been down the yellow river many times!
Rice-cakes is the human coldsore. Must have got it from that Minga he fucked today.
Human Coldsore by P.Sat November 2, 2009

Cold Sores

Girls or guys who have herpes...
ooooh you got herpes...

"THERE COLD SORES"
Cold Sores by Ghost Aiden February 10, 2019

colderestic 

Not warm. Extremely cold. More cold than colder or colderest.
It was cold out yesterday, but today it's even colder. Tomorrow is supposed to be the colderest for the week. Next week is going to be colderestic!
colderestic by grinker February 22, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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