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Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.
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The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.
Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."
McStand by Zelkins January 7, 2020

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

go mustang 

1. To become an officer after serving as enlisted. Origin: military.

2. Go renegade and betray friends and allies
1. Corporal Hanson is sure to go mustang if he stays in. He's smart and has his shit wired high and tight.

2. In 1990 Iraq went mustang and screwed over all of her allies when they invaded Kuwait. Origin: uncommon slang.
go mustang by james savik September 18, 2015

Roy Mustang 

A character from the anime/manga series Fullmetal Alchemist.

Roy Mustang is the very picture of an attractive, sophisticated man in the prime of life. With his dark, piercing eyes and clean-shaven, baby-faced visage, the infamous colonel attracts a great deal of attention from admirers. Roy's dark hair - perhaps in keeping with his persona - is worn casually unkempt, falling over his eyes; in more formal or somber situations, however, he is known to wear it neatly slicked back. He is also DEAD SEXY... IN A MINI SKIRT!!!!

On the surface, Roy seems to be a shallow and self-absorbed man, infamous among many of his colleagues and subordinates alike for the selfish and narcissistic aura he gives off.
At the core, he is a remarkably devoted commander whose primary focus and personal duty is to his friends and subordinates. Though he hides it well behind a veil of cynicism and self-importance, Roy Mustang is a man who cares deeply about the people who trust and support him
"Have you seen roy mustang?''
"Yeah he's dead sexy, in a mini skirt!!!!"
Roy Mustang by grell335 April 28, 2012

Mustang Mach 1

A special edition of the Ford Mustang produced in 4 different body stlyes through the years. Usually marketed as a performance edition with unique engine choices and exterior trim. First available in 1969 with a 428 Cobra Jet motor with either a shaker ram air intake or a fixed hood scoop. This was carried over to 1970 with minor exterior changes. The Mach 1 continued for 1971-1973 on the new Torino based body. With the arrival of the Mustang II came the V6 equipped Mach 1. The final version of the Mach 1 was available in 2003-2004 with a Unique 4.6L DOHC motor based off of a modified, non-supercharged Cobra motor.
That Mustang Mach 1 is a street terror man!!

Mustang Mach 1 by Lord Umoja August 3, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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