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mcsqueezy 

the greasy hand job you get behind a mcdonalds from the fry cook
my p hole is still burning from that greased up mcsqueezy I got last night.
mcsqueezy by bisexualbandit69 April 18, 2012
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Frothy McSqueezy 

When you're ridiculously sloshed beyond function, and a foreign exchange student from Brazil gives you a hand job without taking your dick out of you pants. The end result being a Frothy McSqueezy in your pants
"Yo what happened last night?"
"Dude that exchange chick gave you a Frothy Mcsqueezy"
"Damn..."
A hair style in the 80's known as the mcsqueeb, being popularized by professional skateboarder Tony Hawk. Also used as a term used for a poser.
mcsqueeb by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 25, 2004

Jennifer Marie McQueeny

Jenny te amo eres la persona mas perfecta que ha pasado por mi vida y im sooooo lucky to have you in my life. That one part of me that's always been missing y no te cambiaria por nada ni nadie. Espero que sepas que eres el amor de mi vida y siempre lo seras y te lo juro por mi vida cuando te digo que nunca te voy a parar de amar. Nuestro futuro va a ser perfecto pq somos la mejor pareja que ha pasado por el mundo y planeo gastar todo mi dinero y tiempo en ti pq es lo que te mereces y vamos a viajar el mundo y espero algun dia poder hacerte tan feliz como tu me haces. Te amo jenny.
Jennifer Marie McQueeny es el amor de mi vida (tambien tengo ganas de sexo so quitate los pantalones esos)

McSqeezeBurger 

The version of Cheese Burger Mcdonalds sells
After eating a McSqeezeBurger thats exacly what you need to do on the toilet "sqeeze"
McSqeezeBurger by w4stoosh May 31, 2006

Marqueezy 

A person without freedom. This person is not allowed anywhere but the library and school. Friends of Marqueezys are constantly asking them when theyre going to get their freedom.
person 1: Yo wanna come to my house bro?
Person two: Nah i cant, im not allowed to go to anyones house.
Person 3: Why are you being such a marqueezy bro?
Marqueezy by Taylor Lautener August 1, 2012
A poseur skateboarder, named after an interview with a fictional skateboarder in Thrasher magazine.
We went to the skatepark, but it was crawling with McSqueebs.
McSqueeb by David March 21, 2003
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