When you're ridiculously sloshed beyond function, and a foreign exchange student from Brazil gives you a hand job without taking your dick out of you pants. The end result being a Frothy McSqueezy in your pants
"Yo what happened last night?"
"Dude that exchange chickgave you a Frothy Mcsqueezy"
"Damn..."
Jenny te amo eres la persona mas perfecta que ha pasado por mi vida y im sooooo lucky to have you in my life. That one part of me that's always been missing y no te cambiaria por nada ni nadie. Espero que sepas que eres el amor de mi vida y siempre lo seras y te lo juro por mi vida cuando te digo que nunca te voy a parar de amar. Nuestro futuro va a ser perfecto pq somos la mejor pareja que ha pasado por el mundo y planeo gastar todo mi dinero y tiempo en ti pq es lo que te mereces y vamos a viajar el mundo y espero algun dia poder hacerte tan feliz como tu me haces. Te amo jenny.
Jennifer Marie McQueeny es el amor de mi vida (tambien tengo ganas de sexo so quitate los pantalones esos)
A person without freedom. This person is not allowed anywhere but the library and school. Friends of Marqueezys are constantly asking them when theyre going to get their freedom.
person 1: Yo wanna come to my house bro?
Person two: Nah i cant, im not allowed to go to anyones house.
Person 3: Why are you being such a marqueezy bro?
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.