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fingerboarding

The act of inserting ones fingers into the orifice of another individual while surfing
Rob: Wow! Can you believe Dowler broke his wrist fingerboarding that AIDS ridden Thai lady boy last night?

Pat: I'm not surprised one bit.

finger boarding accident 

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.