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The average guy, but has a large penis.
Is kick ass at soccer and wishes he was good at kicking for football.
Has a zesty girlfriend whos name starts with "s" but she lives far.
Has a kick ass bestfriend down the street he doesnt hang out with enough
cause he is hanging out with "hard asses"
Damn, mccullough, thats a big penis.

Hey mccullough! wheres shannon?

Evan loves mccullough

Gee, i wish i was mccullough
by taguy August 25, 2008
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