The average guy, but has a large penis.
Is kick ass at soccer and wishes he was good at kicking for football.
Has a zesty girlfriend whos name starts with "s" but she lives far.
Has a kick ass bestfriend down the street he doesnt hang out with enough
cause he is hanging out with "hard asses"
A guy that is super sexy and really hard to get. He's a major bad boy and doesnt care about shit. He loves music! He is good at everything just doesnt put himself to the challenge. He loves hanging with friends and has a cute lisp :) You get nervous around him.
chick 1: "Omg have you seen "mcculough"?
chick 2: "yess he's so cute, but I'm nervous to say hi"
chick 1: "Yes me too!"
McColough is the last name of the hottest people. This unique name has gained popularity for how one of a kind it is. If you know someone with the last name McColough it means they most likely are to be rich and successful in their future so find a McColough and be friends with it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.