The average guy, but has a large penis.
Is kick ass at soccer and wishes he was good at kicking for football.
Has a zesty girlfriend whos name starts with "s" but she lives far.
Has a kick ass bestfriend down the street he doesnt hang out with enough
cause he is hanging out with "hard asses"
Damn, mccullough, thats a big penis.

Hey mccullough! wheres shannon?

Evan loves mccullough

Gee, i wish i was mccullough
by taguy August 26, 2008
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Young Lad in his prime. Sometimes known as “The Cannon” or more recently “The Cannonball”. Famous for his many injuries and gourmet burgers, Chris spends his days playing sports and chewing gum.
by Redish Panda March 17, 2018
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Such a sweetheart. Has a big heart and big dreams.
Shauna McCullough cured my depression!
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