mccools

An ice cream store in Summit, NJ where the employees are so afraid of theft that they chain their chairs together with bike locks. This means that in order to eat your nice ice cream cone outside, you must Tough Mutter the shit out of their furniture.

Person A: I went to McCools the other day, and ripped the shit outta my new jeans

Person B: AND ITS NOT EVEN IN THE HOOD!

by esmeralda.slut June 2, 2018

mccool

an awesome last name usally everyone comments on it everyone thinks its cool
mccool is usally outgoing nice but loves to party hard and dont want to get on their bad side

is mccool seriously your last name that is so cool!

by brittanymcc December 17, 2008

Cooper McCoops

Cat on facebook.

Cooper McCoops gets mad pussy.

by catlover111111 April 2, 2009

mccool

The coolest guy without any pants. Sometimes goes by the first name Tyler.

Hey, mccool! Do you ever wear any pants?

by some jerk February 6, 2005

Piggy mcCool

Among us in the Angry Birds™ franchise

Little did the blues know, Piggy McCool, the big ass pig in a blue bird fursona, is the imposter.

by 43 Cockroaches August 30, 2022

Cookie McCookster

A small hair that sprouts on the surface of a mole. Usually specific to the wrist region. Returns periodically even after being tweezed.

Stop moving your hand, I need to check on your Cookie McCooksters!

by Trumbull-Caits April 13, 2008

Mccoole

It’s a group of amazing British people who have there name made fun of

Mccoole is that you

by Amanda_girl April 25, 2022