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An ice cream store in Summit, NJ where the employees are so afraid of theft that they chain their chairs together with bike locks. This means that in order to eat your nice ice cream cone outside, you must Tough Mutter the shit out of their furniture.
Person A: I went to McCools the other day, and ripped the shit outta my new jeans

Person B: AND ITS NOT EVEN IN THE HOOD!
mccools by esmeralda.slut June 2, 2018
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an awesome last name usally everyone comments on it everyone thinks its cool
mccool is usally outgoing nice but loves to party hard and dont want to get on their bad side
is mccool seriously your last name that is so cool!
mccool by brittanymcc December 17, 2008

Cooper McCoops 

The coolest guy without any pants. Sometimes goes by the first name Tyler.
Hey, mccool! Do you ever wear any pants?
mccool by some jerk February 6, 2005

Piggy mcCool

Among us in the Angry Birdsfranchise
Little did the blues know, Piggy McCool, the big ass pig in a blue bird fursona, is the imposter.
Piggy mcCool by 43 Cockroaches August 30, 2022

Cookie McCookster

A small hair that sprouts on the surface of a mole. Usually specific to the wrist region. Returns periodically even after being tweezed.
Stop moving your hand, I need to check on your Cookie McCooksters!
It’s a group of amazing British people who have there name made fun of
Mccoole is that you
Mccoole by Amanda_girl April 25, 2022