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An ice cream store in Summit, NJ where the employees are so afraid of theft that they chain their chairs together with bike locks. This means that in order to eat your nice ice cream cone outside, you must Tough Mutter the shit out of their furniture.
Person A: I went to McCools the other day, and ripped the shit outta my new jeans
Person B: AND ITS NOT EVEN IN THE HOOD!
Person B: AND ITS NOT EVEN IN THE HOOD!
by esmeralda.slut June 2, 2018
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