Murrphobia

A person who is afraid to be in a committed, labeled relationship.

I've been hooking up and texting with this girl for weeks and she still has my number as digits in her contacts, she must have murrphobia

by SeaGood September 29, 2013

Murrphobia

The irrational fear of guys named Andrew around the world

Guy named Andrew: Walks in
Me: “Aaahhhh, my Murrphobia!”

by notcat June 26, 2020

mbarphobia

a dislike, hatred, or fear of mbars and their antics stemming from jealousy

i saw someone with mbarphobia and i got mad

by thechilldylan February 16, 2021

Maryphobia

This is the fear of the so called "Marry the Material Girl".

- Hey, let's go talk with Marry!
- No, she scares the crap out of me, because I have "Maryphobia"!

by Bob4oPopi May 19, 2022

Muniphobia

Fear of public transportation. Claustrophobia, hypochondria, and xenophobia all in one.

Amy suffered from an acute case of muniphobia, as she could not conquer her fear to travel aboard the municipal bus amongst the filthy common people.

by cobraskull September 10, 2010

Mucophobia

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

Murphobia

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008