mbaling

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By helping your friends mbaling them

mbaling by Bettygirl November 20, 2023

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Malingestment 

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

Malingestment by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

mbating 

to touch yourself....it is the poor man's term for masturbating.

"Hey Alana, what is your hand doing under the pillow?"

"Well, I was just trying to keep ma hands warm, but your mbating is making me uncomfortable."

mbating by M-Dawwwg January 19, 2012

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

dingus malingus by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

malingerer 

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

malingerer by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Mealing on Hoes 

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."

Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.

Mealing on Hoes by KW19 September 7, 2009