Malinge

The act of offering someone to suck your dick.

It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.

Guy 1: Hey can you help me move on over the weekend.

Guy 2: Malinge?

by nk7189 July 24, 2018

Malinge

To bestow street cred upon a nerdy white boy/girl. This street cred cannot be contested, and remains valid until it is removed by the person it was given by.

That crazy white girl knows that my jacket looks like Jay Z's. She got malinge'd in front of the whole crew.

by ScreenNameFail July 22, 2011

Malingering

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Malingestment

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

Mazinger Z

The original Super Robot anime and thus founder of the genre. Made by Mangaka Go Nagai in 1972. It features the young man Kouji Kabuto, piloting the robot made by his grandfather named Mazinger Z. With it, he can become either a God or a Devil.
Also the origin of the "calling your attacks" anime trope. The first robot to feature a human pilot.

Gurren Lagann Fanboy: "Gurren Lagann is the best mecha anime of all time."
Mecha fandom: "Then you haven't seen Mazinger Z."

by TFCM3ch4 September 27, 2017

Malintention

Spanglish version of bad intentions.

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.

by woopsey November 14, 2016

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005