malinger

A person who fakes an illness or injury to get out of work. Who is commonly know for screwing over his or her brothers so they have to work more overtime.

Member of the fire department who is malingering is also a load. I have to wax my car but to hell with riding a fire truck.

by Fire Dept Management July 19, 2007

malinger

v.

to feign injury or illness in order to avoid one's occupational work

Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes.

Eric: He's probably malingering...

by King of Inland October 17, 2008

Malingering

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Malingering

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)

Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.

by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022

Malinge

The act of offering someone to suck your dick.

It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.

Guy 1: Hey can you help me move on over the weekend.

Guy 2: Malinge?

by nk7189 July 24, 2018

malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.

by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023