mazhe

also stylized w a capital Z. deadass the realest nigga you’ll ever meet w the best name. super hilarious, oddly attractive & perfect teethed man who on most days can’t drive & makes awesome fucking music & surprises most who listen (except absolute haters). loves wrestling & anime. has a project out called WISDOM TEETH thats carving out the next wave of awesome art. be a mazhe!

yo mazhe, when are you going to learn how to drive?

mazhe you get my pussy wet

mazhe we love WISDOM TEETH!!!

mazhe we love you

mazhe by vegetaisweak November 23, 2021

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Mahekpreet 

One of the most absolute people you will ever meet. She/he has such an amazing, loving personality and are always the best to talk to. They also have the best advice and are continuously looking for the good in every situation. They are the most down to earth individuals and are always there to cheer you up any time of the day.

ps. they might suffer from slight memory loss

Mahekpreet?? What are we doing this summer?? ;)

Mahekpreet by arr326 May 14, 2021

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Maheen

The most gorgeous girl on earth. She brings light to everybody’s lives and is a literal breath of fresh air. As pretty as the meaning of her name, “crescent moon”, Maheen is one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. She’s smart and wonderful, and one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet in your life.

Maheen is so pretty! I wish we were dating

Maheen by urhottermom February 16, 2022

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Mahek 

A beautiful soul, with a immensely kind heart and lethal intelligence. Wise, strong and cunning. She is athletic and motivational, as well as dedicated and persistent.

Oh my! Look it’s an Mahek!
She is an Mahek, of course she’s brilliant !

Mahek by Anonymous At Most October 19, 2020