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Mazal Tov 

Said in the song "I Got A Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas. Means good luck,congragulations,cheers. It is a friendly term.
Black Eyed Peas- Fill up my cup. Mazal Tov.
Mazal Tov by YoshiGameMaker July 15, 2009
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Mazal Tov 

A Jewish word created by alcoholics to shorten the way they announce to throw up.

Used by legends who have to throw up that badly they can only say one word.
Man1: Dude you just lost another round of beerpong, you alright?
Man2: Mazal Tov
Every person present: EEEEEEEEH
Mazal Tov by mandymen March 11, 2021

mazal tov 

Said when you turn something upside down, as a kind of lame, humorous prank. The "mazal" part can be replaced with the object you are turning upside down, such as a bottle: "bottletov." From the Yiddish for "good fortune", though no one is actually sure why.
You know how Kristen is really small? You should pick her up and do a Kristentov!

*turns a calculator upside down*
"MAZAL TOV!"
mazal tov by penguinaut October 11, 2007

Ohad (mazal tov) 

Ohad is a really cool, smart funny and good-looking famous celebrity. He gained fame by acting as Ze'ev Jabotinsky in the Oscar winning clip "avoda be-ezrahut". Additionally he is very strong because he goes to the GYM (boo), but its his choice so I'll let it be. He is also smart because he choose to major in chemistry (yay) and not in physics (boo). Next year he will join the WSC, as his jealousy and lack of alpacas poses a difficulty that disturbs him from falling asleep at night. Ohad is also really cool, with a fun personality and sophisticated haircut.
Mazal Tov Ohad!!!!! happy 16th birthday
random physics student: "I'm so sad... why did I choose this terrible major. I made a huge mistake!"
*Ohad in the back ground*: 😎

Ohad (mazal tov)
Ohad (mazal tov) by 7wow January 1, 2024

mazel tov, bitch 

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
mazel tov, bitch by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

Manhattan Mazel Tov

When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup
Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov

mazel tov 

at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"
mazel tov by blah BLAH blah June 7, 2003
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