mayorkas 

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.

Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.

mayorkas by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021

Alejandro Mayorkas

Should never be dhs secretary in the us.

Dear Alejandro Mayorkas you're not fucking patriotic enough, you don't deserve dhs secretary

Alejandro Mayorkas by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2023

Mayorgasm 

Related to FoodPorn. When you or your friends are feeling an orgasm at the view of mayonaise on a dish.

- ahhh annnnn sooo guuuuudddd !
- what the heck jeremie ?
- owe I just had an mayorgasm, this looks so delicious

Mayorgasm by Suparub July 15, 2016

mayorgasm 

Da heady euphoric rush dat you get when you're elected as head-honcho.

Merely receiving a memo dat you've been picked to be town-manager is nothing to get a bleepin' mayorgasm about... there may be little or no actual prestige with said lofty position, plus it may be a difficult and thankless job, to boot --- "with great power comes great responsibility"!

mayorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022