Another twitter donnie (like Alvin Thomas) writing cringey captions on perfect videos. Him and his monotonous tweets often appear WITH said videos when being posted by memepages on Instagram etc, as a means of:

1. Making their videos stand out (to prevent a user from scrolling past the post)

2. To provide and implement a bit of life into the post because memepages are often lazy and run out of things to say in a caption

3. Gaining traction and exposure by forcing a reaction/comment out of a user who desires to comment on the annoying tweet provided by Mike Mayoral

4. All of the above

Person A: Bro why does this guy, Mike Mayoral, always appear on random-ass memes these days?

Person B: I don’t know man but he’s so annoying.

Mike Mayoral by Withered Thief October 31, 2021

mayogater

twitter definition: if you are a mayo gater you don’t believe that hen actually ate mayo

tumblr definition: if you are a mayo gater you believe that hen ate the mayo

"I'm a mayogater HEN SO ATE THE MAYO"

"NO SHE DIDNT"

mayogater by kadey wadey November 30, 2020

mayorkas

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.

Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.

mayorkas by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021

Manorganized

The way a man organizes

His desk is so unorganized its manorganized.

Manorganized by Sarah Jo Turtle32 September 9, 2011

Mayogasm

Is a feeling of sexual pleasure that occurs when a O.J. Mayo fan sees him do an amazing dunk or jumper. This feeling is most often felt by most grizzlies fans. This feeling will make you want to get Mayonnaises out of your Fridge and explode it all over your 40 inch plasma t.v (if you know what I mean)

Harold:"Wow O.J Mayo's windmill dunk last night was so sexy!!!"

Bill: "I know I almost had a major Mayogasm."

Harold: "Fuck you destroyed your 40 incher again...?"

Bill: "yes....damn Mayogasm's"

Mayogasm by it's free February 23, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026