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Malokai's are amazing, adorable and extremely supportive boyfriends. When you are having a bad day he will do everything he can to make you happy. Malokai's are the best boyfriends, They will always be there for you, very understanding and they are one of the best humans on earth. You should be there for him no matter what and shower him in attention, give him lots of kisses and cuddles (even if he doesnt say it, he wants it). Malokai's can be very sexy and hot and know how to turn you on so easily. Malokai's are the sweetest people in the whole universe and you should do everything you can to make them happy :) Malokai is the best person in my life rn and will continue to be until the day I die, make sure to have lots of fun with malokai aswell he has a personality.

I LOVE MALOKAI HE IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVERRRRR

malokai by LAR155A July 29, 2021

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Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.

I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.

Dirty Malokai by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021

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madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

madokaism by yatomeino August 20, 2018

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Maokai

A math genius. An extremely talented poker champion.

A Math Olympics winner kissed her trophy for the longest moment and then cried: "Maokai, I'm finally here for you!"

Maokai by flying pig vvvv February 22, 2017

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Malikai

A wonderful being, normally of very attractive traits.

Malikai how beautiful you are.

Malikai by Malikai Perez October 18, 2008

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mayokaise

A word invented by Nat_the_great_one during Reading festival, August 2008. Something which is not quite awesomesauce but still ok.

"Yeah, that sandwich was mayokaise"

mayokaise by Nat_the_great_one October 16, 2008

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Malakai

Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.

I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai

Malakai by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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