Malokai's are amazing, adorable and extremely supportive boyfriends. When you are having a bad day he will do everything he can to make you happy. Malokai's are the best boyfriends, They will always be there for you, very understanding and they are one of the best humans on earth. You should be there for him no matter what and shower him in attention, give him lots of kisses and cuddles (even if he doesnt say it, he wants it). Malokai's can be very sexy and hot and know how to turn you on so easily. Malokai's are the sweetest people in the whole universe and you should do everything you can to make them happy :) Malokai is the best person in my life rn and will continue to be until the day I die, make sure to have lots of fun with malokai aswell he has a personality.
I LOVE MALOKAI HE IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVERRRRR
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One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.
Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.
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