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Malokai's are amazing, adorable and extremely supportive boyfriends. When you are having a bad day he will do everything he can to make you happy. Malokai's are the best boyfriends, They will always be there for you, very understanding and they are one of the best humans on earth. You should be there for him no matter what and shower him in attention, give him lots of kisses and cuddles (even if he doesnt say it, he wants it). Malokai's can be very sexy and hot and know how to turn you on so easily. Malokai's are the sweetest people in the whole universe and you should do everything you can to make them happy :) Malokai is the best person in my life rn and will continue to be until the day I die, make sure to have lots of fun with malokai aswell he has a personality.

I LOVE MALOKAI HE IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVERRRRR

malokai by LAR155A July 29, 2021

Words you can keep

Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.

I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.

Dirty Malokai by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021

Related Words

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madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

madokaism by yatomeino August 20, 2018

Maokai

A math genius. An extremely talented poker champion.

A Math Olympics winner kissed her trophy for the longest moment and then cried: "Maokai, I'm finally here for you!"

Maokai by flying pig vvvv February 22, 2017

Malikai

A wonderful being, normally of very attractive traits.

Malikai how beautiful you are.

Malikai by Malikai Perez October 18, 2008

mayokaise

A word invented by Nat_the_great_one during Reading festival, August 2008. Something which is not quite awesomesauce but still ok.

"Yeah, that sandwich was mayokaise"

mayokaise by Nat_the_great_one October 16, 2008

Malakai

Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.

I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai

Malakai by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026