mayhay

an egirl who is pretty decent at streaming doesn't know what a stream schedule is, when shes not break hearts or monitors shes probably sleeping think about plants. Thinks she is a slut but really is a born again virgin. 10/10 would mod and suck and fuck

i twitch prime to mayhay

by onyi_time January 12, 2023

Mayhap

Although recent etymology has added "-s" to this word, Mayhap is actually a 16th century term meaning perhaps or perchance. It is actually a derivative of the phrase "may happen" and not a portmanteau of "maybe" and "perhaps".

"I really enjoyed our date. Mayhap I will see you again?"

John has had a cold for nearly a week. Mayhap 'tis time to go to the doctor.

by kimberly183 December 10, 2012

Maymay

An either ironic or extremely wrong pronunciation of "meme" depending on the context, in similar fashion to the "frageelay" gag in A Christmas Story. Suggests (1.) obliviousness to Internet culture or a bad attempt to fit in. In its more common (2.) ironic usage, it's used to mock mainstream Internet culture, proliferation and exhaustion of memes, and other bad parts of the state of modern memes.

1. A: Look at my nice maymay, there's Doge and Dat Boi in it!
B: Stop trying to fit in with the Internet, you're the CEO of Delta Airlines FFS.

2. Nice maymay m8! (actually it's overused and dated, kys)
alt. 2. Look at this newfag and his beloved maymays. He's not even close to an acceptable memer.

by Egg F1337 January 6, 2017

Maygay

Just as how mayday is a distress call in voice-procedure radio communications, maygay refers to the emergency of when a gay dude DM’s you.

Example #1:
Oracio: So you talking to any bitches after you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut?
Me: Maygay maygay! No bitches on my dick, only guys.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Example #2:
*messaging friend on Instagram, then gets a DM notification*
Me: *takes and sends screenshot* Aw fuck maygay.
Friend: Damn

by Newerth December 14, 2018

mayhappenstance

a mix of the words mayhaps and happenstance
which in turn are a mix of the words maybe-perhaps and happen-chance

together it means : perhaps, maybe by chance /he/she/it just happened to be that...

mayhappenstance is used to save time speaking except when the other person asks for an explanation hence more wasted time trying to explain and thus being ironic

Okay, mayhappenstance I was high when i thought of this, im not sure 100% sure, I'm just saying that mayhappenstance it is.

by FirzenFlamer June 6, 2009

Verosika mayday

Stripper from helluvaboss

Oh verosika mayday she's that stripper int she

by Susan helluvaboss November 30, 2021

Mayhaps

It’s like maybe and perhaps but better

Chris: Liz do you know if there’s any chemistry homework
Liz: Mayhaps

by CLicata77 April 29, 2019