mayhappenstance 

a mix of the words mayhaps and happenstance
which in turn are a mix of the words maybe-perhaps and happen-chance

together it means : perhaps, maybe by chance /he/she/it just happened to be that...

mayhappenstance is used to save time speaking except when the other person asks for an explanation hence more wasted time trying to explain and thus being ironic

Okay, mayhappenstance I was high when i thought of this, im not sure 100% sure, I'm just saying that mayhappenstance it is.

mayhappenstance by FirzenFlamer June 6, 2009

mayhappenstance

maybe and perhaps equals mayhaps, and the end of perhaps, "haps", is the beginning of happenstance: ergo, mayhappenstance. It's supposed to be used in a surrealist, ironic, or joking manner to mean maybe. However, use it with caution: you might need to explain yourself afterwards.

"Hey Brandler, ol' buddy ol' pal, you watch the game lately?"
"Mayhappenstance."
"...what"

mayhappenstance by :3 or smth idk October 28, 2025

mishappenstance 

when u make a mistake on understanding whats happening

isa - u hate me huh?
emily - no baby, that was a mishappenstance… i love u

isa - ight fosho

mishappenstance by cartiloveme June 29, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022