max off

For a female to pleasure herself sexually.

No, he stood me up, and my credit card is maxed out, so I'm just going to stay home and max off.

by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009

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by gaming time December 13, 2021

max._.official_.1

An iPad kid who's parents don't like him.
Jk he's cool <3

Who's max._.official_.1?
It's a TikTok roleplay account around a character called Max from a Rooster Teeth show called Camp Camp!

by toastyaccount July 26, 2021

office max

Where the dumbass works...

Dave that dumbass is working at Office Max Today

by Annonymous April 12, 2004

OFFICE MAX

Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.

Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.

by Michael Allhouse March 7, 2008

offensive to the max

Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.

OMG, that haircut is offensive to the max!

by shuanita December 8, 2004

office max

1. Santa's workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of SACSA. Santa And Co,. Spy Asociation

I saw Santa at Office Max today!

by Virgin Mary January 26, 2004