OfficeMax

Worst employer on the planet and magnet of customers who often accuse them of switch and bait.

How can it be switch and bait when there was nothing to switch to.

OfficeMax just gave me a .01% raise. What a loust fucking employer.

by Skunko December 31, 2003

officewaffle

The douchebag in the office that uses all the douchey terms for every computer design concept.

"Click the hamburger in Office 365, go to the view model, and open up the grid by clicking the waffle," said the officewaffle.

by notwaffle January 25, 2019

OfficePax

Protector of the earth and destroyer of Microsoft

OfficePax put a stop to Microsoft's evil plan to rape the world.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

office max

Where the dumbass works...

Dave that dumbass is working at Office Max Today

by Annonymous April 12, 2004

OFFICE MAX

Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.

Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.

by Michael Allhouse March 7, 2008

officejacks

Throwing ones hands over their head and/or waving their arms wildly in an attempt to get the motion sensitive light switch to turn the lights back on.

Most often seen where workers work in front of PC's, in offices, for companies with "green" policies.

The new motion sensing light switch kept tuning off the lights in my office today and I think I pulled a muscle in my arm doing officejacks all afternoon to turn them back on.

I usually feel tired after a big lunch but since they installed the new motion sensitive light switches the officejacks keep me energized.

by high tech road warrior January 5, 2011

OfficerJax163

An absolute god, he owns one of the most epic US navy's on roblox, Prime Minister of Romania, badass.

guy wow that dude can command his naval fleet pretty epicly dude
guy 2 i know right! he must be an officerjax163

by OfficerJax163 November 10, 2020