It's an Italian name for beautiful girls with blond hair and blue eyes. They love food, boys and going out with some friends. If someone says food, she'll turn around and say 'FOOD?'. Maurizia's can cook very good and they're very ambitious. They don't like to be alone, but sometimes they prefer to. They're nice to everyone but when it's urgence to be a bitch, she'll be a bitch. She's smart, beautiful and funny. Sometimes you can't stop laughing. If you have a best friend like her, you'll have great time and if you have a Maurizia as a girlfriend, don't let her go, because she's the best.
Mauricio is a very funny guy. He knows how to flirt and good in the bed. Ladies should hit his dms first. He likes to do pranks and and is ladys man. But he is not no simp never cath him lacking being a simp.
mauricio is a super hot white guy/mexican who can pull any girl (except one). He has the most beautiful eyes and the scrumptiest peach fuzz. Looking at his lean muscles will make you wish he was absolutely rocking your shit (WWE way). Everyone needs a Mauricio in their life just so they can see how much better it makes it.
Basically the most perfect friendship there is, two opposites who found each other and then came to realize that they need one another to exist. They are h.o.l.y, goals and united, together forever. The Cristina Yang and Meredith Grey of friendships. They need only each other, nothing else compares to them.
Oh my god, they are such Maricias!
Look at that couple, they are so Maricia.
I also want a friendship as Maricia!
This boy is a bomb ass nigga, although he may be a bit autistic he is a sex god. He can size his dick up or down to the preferred size. He is also extremely good at Fortnite. Whenever you see him he has a hand ready to beat his chest with a loose wrist and a firm hand. He is extremely chill and a cool guy to hang out with. All he needs is a girlfriend which he could totally get cause according to my sources, he is a sexy beast. He is a 100% beaner and is extremely proud that my grandpa owned his.
Ty: Shit is that Mauricio?
Peter: Fuck yanigga, I finna cum
Mauricio is a very smart guy...he will always know how to treat a girl right and he's good in bed
He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.