mauricio is a super hot white guy/mexican who can pull any girl (except one). He has the most beautiful eyes and the scrumptiest peach fuzz. Looking at his lean muscles will make you wish he was absolutely rocking your shit (WWE way). Everyone needs a Mauricio in their life just so they can see how much better it makes it.
by sexiest person alive <3 February 05, 2021
a freaking, funny and amazing kid. he is totally bomb and makes our day. he's hilarious and can always put a smile (and laugh) on our faces =
we love mauricio TO DEATH!
we love mauricio TO DEATH!
by Ashley&Angie September 03, 2008
by irksome08 March 24, 2022
A Mauricio is a type of Latin American man that is unlike any other. They always enjoy sleeping naked. They are always very romantic and will never forget an important date. They often have awesome dreams of very successful futures. They don't like to make plans but will always get everything done and with extreme sexiness. Mauricios are generous and always helpful, they often are not aware of how appreciated they really are. Mauricios are amazing in everyway and are especially special when completed with a jamie pulito;), i <3 u jamie!!!!
by awshe and fabs September 14, 2011
a mexican who makes fun of mexicans!
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
by jonasnotreallythough June 17, 2008
Mauricio is a very funny guy. He knows how to flirt and good in the bed. Ladies should hit his dms first. He likes to do pranks and and is ladys man. But he is not no simp never cath him lacking being a simp.
by jordan lemor October 08, 2019
This boy is a bomb ass nigga, although he may be a bit autistic he is a sex god. He can size his dick up or down to the preferred size. He is also extremely good at Fortnite. Whenever you see him he has a hand ready to beat his chest with a loose wrist and a firm hand. He is extremely chill and a cool guy to hang out with. All he needs is a girlfriend which he could totally get cause according to my sources, he is a sexy beast. He is a 100% beaner and is extremely proud that my grandpa owned his.
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 17, 2019