Mattoon

The armpit of Hell which is set in rural Illinois

Im from Mattoon, Illinois.

Im sorry to hear that.

by altosax88 July 10, 2008

Mattoon, Illinois

The pit of hell that is filled with redneck hillbillies that love going to Cracker Barrel and putting out there confederate flags too, the kids are also high on meth and are toxic and want to fight eachother 30 million fucking times a day.

Wow.. what is that smell? Oh wait.. I’m in Mattoon, Illinois I forgot.

by berriesandcream8767 September 21, 2021

The Mattoon Minister

Gay man sex in a church bathroom so loud that everyone can hear it.

Those two dudes just ran into church and gave them all The Mattoon Minister!

by Bob Loblaw Nohabla December 3, 2025