martooni

Usually, the last in a long series of martinis drinked.

*giggle* I think I had tee many martoonis. *hiccup*

by ToonGirl15 March 10, 2004

martooni

A martini with an extremely generous amount of gin (or vodka) and practically nothing else.

A good martooni packs a wallop.

by Rob_H2734 May 24, 2017

martooni

the 4th or 5th martini

bring me another martooni

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.

A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!

by Acamaeda November 21, 2015

marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

martoon

Outspoken fat guy who is fond of masturbating at olympic levels using Modem based Internet on everyday basis (especially when his parents leave early for work).

You are such a martoon.

I know this guy, be careful with him, i hear he is a matoon.

by Gay Julius Cesar January 12, 2018

martonio

the name of the best friendship ever

martonio is iconic

by dangerousmoon October 22, 2018