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Usually, the last in a long series of martinis drinked.
*giggle* I think I had tee many martoonis. *hiccup*
martooni by ToonGirl15 March 10, 2004
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A martini with an extremely generous amount of gin (or vodka) and practically nothing else.
A good martooni packs a wallop.
martooni by Rob_H2734 May 24, 2017
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the 4th or 5th martini
bring me another martooni
martooni by Anonymous October 25, 2003
A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.
A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!
Maroonion by Acamaeda November 21, 2015

marooning 

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).
Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."
marooning by T.Stainz April 30, 2013
Outspoken fat guy who is fond of masturbating at olympic levels using Modem based Internet on everyday basis (especially when his parents leave early for work).
You are such a martoon.

I know this guy, be careful with him, i hear he is a matoon.
martoon by Gay Julius Cesar January 12, 2018
martonio is iconic
martonio by dangerousmoon October 22, 2018
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