Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

Mattson by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013

Mattson

A soy boy fag that is a fat pos

Damn man I’ve felt like such a goy this week. Hey don’t worry at least your not a Mattson

Mattson by Soycuck November 8, 2025

Mattson middle school 

a junior high school located in the pacific northwest with a bunch of edgy white, hispanic, and asian kids.

Friend: Hey what middle school did you go to before?
Me: Oh, just Mattson middle school.

Mattson middle school by bartwn52 April 23, 2022

Phantom Mattson 

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

Phantom Mattson by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

Cassidy mattson 

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that.

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that..Cassidy mattson

Cassidy mattson by kallabunga July 25, 2011

kat mattson 

A random person whom is not ghey but is a transgender like noodles and is female but cums on people's toes and broken condom like this kid Mick he was a failed abortion and a result of a broken condom.

I like to fuck strippers but kat mattson is worst no homo

kat mattson by Not Toaster_ October 17, 2018

Ms Mattson

If you have a teacher with this name, she is already going to be a bitch. If you are in the beginning of a school year and you see this name… just drop out. These teachers have serious issues and need to be stopped! They think they’re the best people in the world and that they’re more superior than all of us, when everyone hates them and it’s clear to see.

Give up on school if you have a teacher with this name.

PS. if she has a “PINK DOT SYSTEM” instantly gtfo of her class!

Kid: Goodmorning Ms Mattson!

Ms Mattson: I’m giving you a pink dot, a referral, and you’re spending the rest of the time in the office for the week, reminder…this pink dot also takes off 50% of your grade for the week! Have Fun!

Ms Mattson by grandpas chill corner October 8, 2021