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One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!
by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013
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