martoon

Outspoken fat guy who is fond of masturbating at olympic levels using Modem based Internet on everyday basis (especially when his parents leave early for work).

You are such a martoon.

I know this guy, be careful with him, i hear he is a matoon.

by Gay Julius Cesar January 12, 2018

Martoon

Someone undesirable, unwelcome or not socially accepted.

Get away from me you martoon!

by TheLowTaperFade January 14, 2026