An exclamation that usually follows a double-entendre, as a way of showing that the author is aware of making said double-entendre. Derived from the 'Carry on' series of films.
We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
An older woman usually 60 years or older, impeccably put together. Hair, makeup, & clothing together makes you look twice and admire her overall style.
a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)