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We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
by Scribester March 10, 2018
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