The fear that spiders have of humans.
Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
"Eeeeek! Oh, shit! " squealed Harold the brown recluse spider, frantically trying to climb back up to the ceiling of the campground outhouse after a camper daylighted him with a head lamp.
"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
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When she erupted once again into a tirade of dramatic complaints about her life, everyone took a bonafried look to see who could get to the exit fastest.
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Get the Sacrifarce mug.Nobody likes a rough or toxic ride, and that holds true for a lot of things like sex, old rollercoasters, and getting passed over for that job promotion which never wheeled in your direction! So when something involving movement of any sort goes south, and really sucks in terms of what you were expecting ... it becomes - well, ToxUberous.
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Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
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A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.
A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.
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