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Matriarchy 2 

Like the velociraptor from Jurassic park... Clever girl... (I think that's a reference. Now go! Find it! We're canonically playing find the reference still! Remember!? Remember that thing I said before!? That still applies! Or DOES it!? OoOoOoOoOoOo!)
Hym "Real cute... It's cute, really... Reeeeeeeeaal cute-"

Iam "What are you talking about!?"

Hym "The matriarchy 2... Somebody thought she was a fucking smarty-pants didn't she? No no no it's cute. Doesn't work on me but cute... Reeeeeeal-"

Iam "STOP SAYING CUTE! Jesus!"

Hym 😑 "......... Cute."

Iam 😮 💨
Matriarchy 2 by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
Words you can keep

matriarchy 

The longest-running joke in human history.
"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"
matriarchy by swag69696969 November 11, 2013

Matriarchy 

I don't know the guy's name but he does interviews on TikTok where he asks women questions for red pill content. The man is a genius and he asked an exceptionally brilliant question recently and I want to walk you through it.
Genius "So... What would a matriarchy look like?"

Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."

Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"

Woman "Oh..."

Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."

Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"
Matriarchy by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Matriarchy 

A type of government, or a society, where women are in charge. Usually, in a matriarchal society gender roles are often blurred and sometimes completely switched to where the women have all the power and the men take their wives' last names.
The world would be a better place if we all just lived under a matriarchy.

Matriarchy 

A form of government or society run by the best thing in the human race, woman. A matriarchy is the best thing people will ever hear of. A matriarchy can also be a family where the woman is incharge and the children fall under the woman's clan. If you have any sence at all, this is the kind of family you want to live in. A matriarchy will make the world a better place because everyone knows that women rock and are much better than men and they should run the world. Sorry white man in his sixties living in Idaho who just had a heart attack hearing about a matriarchy and probably had or will have a heart attack since Hillary Clinton may become president. You know what I'm saying is true.
"Hey did you here about the white man in his sixties living in Kansa's who had a heart attack because he heard the word matriarchy and found out what it means."

Matriarchy 

(Literal Greek: Mother-Ruler +y)
A system wherein the female gender rules over the male gender
(Matriarch - A female person in a matriarchy)
The matriarchy is unfair to men. Men have no rights and have to wear high heels all the time
Matriarchy by gendermender248 July 29, 2025

Matriarchy

A form of society in which women and men both have the same roles in society, prioritizing full equality. In a matriarchal society, elderly women tend to have an important role in the matriarchy. They are seen as wisdom keepers, or sometimes mentors.

It is important to note that a matriarchy is NOT women over men, but rather women and men sharing power equally.
"I belive that we should be living in a matriarchy rather than a patriarchy."
Matriarchy by OR10 April 26, 2026
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