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ein matheson 

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.
ein matheson by awesome March 1, 2005
omg her coochie is matheen (talented)
Matheen by matthew1223 January 7, 2021

Matheson 

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
Matheson by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

Jeffrey Matheson 

The state of being chubby.
I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.
“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.