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Matheson 

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
Matheson by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014
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matheson 

someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.
jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.
matheson by ladela October 24, 2009

matheson 

he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room
matheson get your dick outa your sister
matheson by jackkyboy12369 January 11, 2021

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

ein matheson 

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.
ein attempted suicide
ein matheson by awesome March 1, 2005

Jeffrey Matheson 

The state of being chubby.
I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.
“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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