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mathemagician 

n. From the words Mathematician and Magician: A person who's so good at maths that the answers they come up with and techniques they use seem like magic to those of a more ignorant nature.
John Nash (from "A Beautiful Mind") could be described as a mathemagician
mathemagician by mark_davo April 12, 2007

Mathemagical 

When a teacher is explaining complex maths and then suddenly comes up with an answer
Stoner 1: "How did Sir do that?"
Stoner 2: "That shit was mathemagical."
Mathemagical by xhenersx January 6, 2013

mathemagician 

An old man in a robe and a pointy star hat who uses his arcane powers to make the distributive law of arithmetic fun, with limited success.
The mathemagician smiled. "2*(3+8) = 22, indeed! You have chosen wisely, young apprentice! Soon you will be ready to face the division dragon!"
mathemagician by mothwentbad January 6, 2009

Mathemagics 

The attempt at solving a mathematical problem by applying incorrect assumptions, inappropriate formulas, and bypassing intermidiate steps to derive an answer.
Student's Homework:
a + b = c
(4a - 3a) + (4b - 3b) = (4c - 3c)
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
4(a + b - c) = 3(a + b - c)
therefore, 4 = 3

Teacher:
This is mathematics, not MATHEMAGICS. Don't divide by zero.
Mathemagics by pbuns May 5, 2011

Mathemagician 

One possessing superior mathematical skills.
You would have to be a mathemagician to unravel the complexity of their latest budget proposal.

When it comes to statistics my brother is a mathemagician.
Mathemagician by deecee802 September 22, 2011

mathemagician 

A person who by way of magic solves difficult mathematical problems.
"Boy Mr. Jargon, you sure are a great mathemagician."
mathemagician by ak7 November 16, 2006
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