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mathemagician 

An old man in a robe and a pointy star hat who uses his arcane powers to make the distributive law of arithmetic fun, with limited success.
The mathemagician smiled. "2*(3+8) = 22, indeed! You have chosen wisely, young apprentice! Soon you will be ready to face the division dragon!"
mathemagician by mothwentbad January 6, 2009

Mathemagician 

One possessing superior mathematical skills.
You would have to be a mathemagician to unravel the complexity of their latest budget proposal.

When it comes to statistics my brother is a mathemagician.
Mathemagician by deecee802 September 22, 2011

mathemagician 

A person who by way of magic solves difficult mathematical problems.
"Boy Mr. Jargon, you sure are a great mathemagician."
mathemagician by ak7 November 16, 2006

MATHEMAGICIAN 

somebody who is so fucking incredibly good at math that it begins to get a little retarded.
"Karl" yuh, wassaaaa, why is Quentin such a fucking mathemagician???
"Jacquie" IDK, he is so retarded.
"Karl" IKR
MATHEMAGICIAN by JINKYT November 4, 2018

Mathamagician 

A person who majors in Mathematics at hogwarts.
While the more powerful wizards were studying to become Aurors, James decided to become a Mathamagician.
Mathamagician by AK9oh7 October 12, 2009

mathamagician 

Someone who pulls numbers out of thin air, or makes up things involving numbers
Steve decided to become a mathamagician when he decided to write down that he sold 500 toasters when he had only sold five.
mathamagician by rentaninja November 27, 2010
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