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mathemagician 

An old man in a robe and a pointy star hat who uses his arcane powers to make the distributive law of arithmetic fun, with limited success.
The mathemagician smiled. "2*(3+8) = 22, indeed! You have chosen wisely, young apprentice! Soon you will be ready to face the division dragon!"
mathemagician by mothwentbad January 6, 2009

Mathemagician 

One possessing superior mathematical skills.
You would have to be a mathemagician to unravel the complexity of their latest budget proposal.

When it comes to statistics my brother is a mathemagician.
Mathemagician by deecee802 September 22, 2011

mathemagician 

A person who by way of magic solves difficult mathematical problems.
"Boy Mr. Jargon, you sure are a great mathemagician."
mathemagician by ak7 November 16, 2006

MATHEMAGICIAN 

somebody who is so fucking incredibly good at math that it begins to get a little retarded.
"Karl" yuh, wassaaaa, why is Quentin such a fucking mathemagician???
"Jacquie" IDK, he is so retarded.
"Karl" IKR
MATHEMAGICIAN by JINKYT November 4, 2018

Mathamagician 

A person who majors in Mathematics at hogwarts.
While the more powerful wizards were studying to become Aurors, James decided to become a Mathamagician.
Mathamagician by AK9oh7 October 12, 2009

mathamagician 

Someone who pulls numbers out of thin air, or makes up things involving numbers
Steve decided to become a mathamagician when he decided to write down that he sold 500 toasters when he had only sold five.
mathamagician by rentaninja November 27, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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