mofo's definitions

lent

A time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made.

2. Stuff collected from bottom of washing machine, JK

"the pope has just declared lent"

A lent collecter

by mofo February 29, 2004

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

mathan

he is so cool

here mathan, have $1000

by mofo July 29, 2003

Austin, TX

Standard abbreviated geographical name for the City of Austin in Texas.

"Welcome to Austin, TX"

by mofo February 29, 2004

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004

crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.

Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?

by MoFo December 21, 2004

The So

a drinking trick that involves chasing pure vodka with pure beer...its called "The So" because it gets you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk.

Gabo: hey lets grab the ped
andrew: oh but how can we do it?
goma: fucking fucker calillo knows!
calillo: oh we'll try "the so"!
gabo: yea, the "so"!
andrew: oh ok lets grab the ped now...

by moFo July 21, 2004